Put this in your clam bake, bitch cake.

You know, I don't often post movie trailers and what not up here anymore, cause it seems you can't swing a dead twitter account around without hitting some sort of "movie blogger" these days....however, I couldn't resist posting this little gem I watched recently. Oh, and by gem, I mean the lowest point in Kevin Sorbo's career. Or the highest, depending on how you look at it. I'd much rather BE bitch slapped than actually have to watch "Bitch Slap".



The terrible over use of poor slow motion and green screen effects are enough to make me spurt milk out my nose, but the tag line is the real kicker:

"BITCH SLAP is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of the same. Inspired by the likes of Dragstrip Girl;, Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill; Kung Fu Nun and the pantheon of Blaxploitation films, BITCH SLAP will mix girls, guns, outrageous action and jaw-dropping visuals with a message… don’t be naughty! At its core, BITCH SLAP follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort and steal $200 Million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin. Things quickly spin out of control as allegiances change, truths are revealed, other criminals arrive for the score, the fate of the world hangs in the balance and they are forced to confront a villain much worse than they ever expected… themselves. It’s the ultimate morality tale as, one by one, they realize the whole she-bang was a set-up and one of them may not even be human… What also makes BITCH SLAP different is a complicated “B” story device that runs throughout the film to illuminate character, backstory and relationship histories not previously revealed. Like the film Memento, these scene flashbacks take place in reverse, so by the end of the film, you have a wholly different take on who these women are and why they are behaving so badly. Bet you never saw THAT in Jailbait Babysitter!"

I love the usage of things like "complicated" "ultimate morality tale" "post-modern" "thinking man's" and especially "jaw-dropping visuals with a message"

These movies get made. Somehow.
...and yet I still can't get a movie deal.

Another Podcast ya'll

Hey guys, check the archives on the right for some older podcasts I haven't posted yet. It's been such a busy few weeks for me I haven't been able to steadily update the podcasts after the live broadcasts.

Here's the latest one for your listening enjoyment. Sorry for the lack of playlist, but I don't have time to fill it out properly, so you'll just have to be surprised!


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PS here's a couple of pictures from myself and The Gaffer on Halloween. We went out to my annual Halloween party (my other moniker is Beat Bachs, where I moonlight as a hot shot DJ and party thrower)


Us in costume!


Your host with the most!


The Gaffer as "Basket Case"

Halloween SPECIAL IS HERE! BEWARE!

Boy did we have a show this week! Our annual Halloween Special was one of the best yet! Grim Gravesly paid us a visit, and we had many guests throughout the night such as Dracula, The Frankenstein monster, Jason Vorhees, Igor and more! In addition to all these films below, we heard audio clips and trailers from many many more films that I forgot to write down, so you'll have to listen to find out what we played! Always one of our best episodes, this year certainly won't dissapoint! ENJOY!

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Prince Of Darkness - John Carpenter (1987)
From Hell - Trevor Jones (2001)
Zombi (Dawn of the Dead)) - Goblin (1978)
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie - John Harrison (1990)
The Beyond - Fabio Frizzi (1980)
Swamp Thing - Harry Manfredini (1982)
The Warriors - Barry De Vorzon (1979)
Re-animator 1 & 2- Charles Band (1985)
The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms - David Buttolph (1953)
Kolchak - The Night Stalker - Jerry Fielding (1974)
The Bride of Frankenstein - Franz Waxman (1935)
Ed Wood - Howard Shore (1994)
Darkman - Danny Elfman (1990) Sam Rami
Nightwing - Henry Mancini (1979)
Love at First Bite - Charles Bernstien (1994)
The Shadow - Jerry Goldsmith (1994)
Suspiria - Goblin (1977)
Halloween III - Season Of The Witch - John Carpenter (1982)
The Omen - Jerry Goldsmith (1976)
They Live - John Carpenter (1988)
Phantasm - Fred Myrow (1979)
Christine - John Carpenter (1983)
Zombie Holocaust - Nico Fidenco (1982)
Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives - Alice Cooper (1986)
Event Horizon - Micheal Kamen & Orbital (1997)
Freddy Kruger - Do Tha Freddy (1987)

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Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

BEWARE! It's coming, and cannot be stopped!

Countdown to halloween...

Howdy folks,

We've got another podcast full of October goodness. We talk about what makes a good horror movie, reviewed Paranormal Activity, and lots more fun stuff. This is the last podcast till the Halloween special, so get ready! We heard music from the following films:

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Sleepy Hallow - Danny Elfman (1999)
Arachnophobia - Trevor Jones (1990)
Grim Fandango - Peter McConnell (1998)
One Hour Photo - Reinhold Heil &Johnny Klimek (2002)
The Applegates - David Newman (1990)
Teen Wolf - Various Artists (1985)

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