Movies I'm embarassed about wanting to watch...

You know, maybe because the French really know how to make movies about love featuring catchy Parisian music shot totally on digital...or maybe because Helvetica font just makes things look extra artsy, or that watching a "feel good musical" about threesomes just sounds fun...but I kind of want to see this.

Les Chansons d'amour
But just in case you start to question how potent, virile and well endowed I am, or question if I can lift a truck and eat nails for breakfast...I also want you to know I kind of want to see this as well. Even though it looks terrible.


Red Belt
Though, in a perfect world, they'd combine them both, and it'd hopefully look something like this...